No Lie Too Big To Tell For Trump Administration
We ALL knew it was going to happen, didn't we? That Donald Trump would lie and claim his military/birthday/parade celebration was much more BIGLY than the #NOKINGS protest. And, he did!
WOW, WORLD...
C'mon.
Really???
You knew it.
I knew it.
They knew it, too.
What'd EVERYBODY with a television set in the known world know? 📺
That Donald Trump's administration was gonna lie about the size of the crowd in attendance at his North Korea/Russia-style military birthday parade that cost about $50 million dollars and lasted approximately an hour and a half on a rainy Saturday in Washington, DC.
There were really only three questions to ask on the same day that the anti-Trump #NOKINGS rally pulled as much as 10-12 million nationwide:
WHO was gonna tell the lie?
How big a lie were they gonna tell?
Why didn't SOMEBODY oil that squeaky tank?
Ok, there were a couple more questions, but most who were not among the 10k there were too busy laughing at Trump looking like he was gonna cry to ask.
The best thing?
Nobody got hurt in DC - primarily because nobody was there.
Today, we got some - if not answers - at least a statement from the Trump side.
White House "Communications" Director Steven Cheung, one of the only non-white fascists at the entire event - besides the excitable Uncle Tom black guy commentating - was the Official Trump Liar.
Cheung somehow managed to spot roughly 240,000 more attendees than were actually there.
Apparently, there was not enough leftover "waste, fraud and corruption" money to oil the tracks on that tank.
The overall takeaway?
If you didn't know Trump's administration is and will ALWAYS be full of shit, you know now.
And it is a crying shame.
Because EVERYBODY knows the truth and it doesn't seem to matter in MAGAWORLD even one little bit.
Even Fox News, which told its viewers the Trump lie, knows the parade was a dismal failure.
But, because we are forgiving types, us Never-Trumpers, I am going to ask that we at least help Cheung out with some expensive Hi-Tech Tech Bros eyeglasses in a GoFundMe I've started to help him see the truth.
Who's with me?
#michaeljameswrites
That *fake* go fund me is hilarious
Me, me, me, me!!! Where's that GoFundMe page????